chatlog fun, panicked friend edition
chatlog fun, presidential debate edition
smoody: did you see this?
smoody: http://yeswecanholdbabies.wordpress.com
katiekeen: oh no
smoody: i want him to be our king
katiekeen: i haven't read every blog, but you know what i'm thinking after last night?
smoody: mccain's a dick?
katiekeen: well, that, obvimo
katiekeen: but town hall style is bad for mcain in this election
katiekeen: because he had to waddle around that stage
katiekeen: meanwhile, obama springs around like a gazelle
smoody: yeah we were talking about that earlier
katiekeen: a-ha! i'm not the only one
smoody: also he didn't seem to understand that it wasn't a mccain town hall with all the lame jokes
katiekeen: and, i was worried he was going to pass out
smoody: oof
katiekeen: like when he wasn't completing sentences for a time?
katiekeen: i was like, omg, he really is old!
smoody: hmmm.... i don't remember that part.
katiekeen: he might not make it through debate!
katiekeen: and i actually felt bad
smoody: i was doing work at the same time though so i wasn't watching so much as listening
katiekeen: it was subtle. no worse than palin remumbling questions while she decided which talking point to bring up
smoody: yeah. but she just looks adorable when she's dodging!
smoody: http://yeswecanholdbabies.wordpress.com
katiekeen: oh no
smoody: i want him to be our king
katiekeen: i haven't read every blog, but you know what i'm thinking after last night?
smoody: mccain's a dick?
katiekeen: well, that, obvimo
katiekeen: but town hall style is bad for mcain in this election
katiekeen: because he had to waddle around that stage
katiekeen: meanwhile, obama springs around like a gazelle
smoody: yeah we were talking about that earlier
katiekeen: a-ha! i'm not the only one
smoody: also he didn't seem to understand that it wasn't a mccain town hall with all the lame jokes
katiekeen: and, i was worried he was going to pass out
smoody: oof
katiekeen: like when he wasn't completing sentences for a time?
katiekeen: i was like, omg, he really is old!
smoody: hmmm.... i don't remember that part.
katiekeen: he might not make it through debate!
katiekeen: and i actually felt bad
smoody: i was doing work at the same time though so i wasn't watching so much as listening
katiekeen: it was subtle. no worse than palin remumbling questions while she decided which talking point to bring up
smoody: yeah. but she just looks adorable when she's dodging!
chatlog fun, rainout edition
Katie: as i'm sure you already know,
Katie: the sox have released a weather update
LBC: another one, in addition to this one that you sent
LBC: ?
Katie: yes, that page has been updated
Katie: quoting this:
Katie:http://boston.redsox.mlb.com/news/press_releases/press_release.jsp?ymd=20070412&content_id=1894567&vkey=pr_bos&fext=.jsp&c_id=bos
LBC: i'll give you my own update: I was just outside and it is NASTY
Katie: fab
Katie:i brought longjohns and my snowboard jacket and gloves
LBC: honestly, I can't imagine sitting through a game in this. I can't really even imagine walking from the T. this might be an all time worst, re: conditions
Katie: really??
LBC: it's FREEZING
Katie:worse than the bow of the ship?
LBC: yes, I think it's colder
Katie: worse than the time we wanted the hot dog guy to pour steaming hot water on us?
LBC: maybe
chatlog fun, earth-shattering confession edition
KatieKeen: do you think tomorrow's headlines will reveal that KSM claims to be responsible for okla. city,
KatieKeen: anthrax,
KatieKeen: and the war on christmas?
SMoody: ha ha.
SMoody: he's so sorry about all the innocent lives lost
KatieKeen: i bet he's sorry gitmo won't release an updated photo, too
SMoody: do you think he's even seen that photo?
SMoody: ugh
SMoody: i also liked that al-libbi was like eff you, i want a lawyer
SMoody: maybe he should have been the mastermind
KatieKeen: perhaps. i'm pretty surprised by this out pouring of juicy info
SMoody: to take attention away from gonzales?
KatieKeen: oh snap
SMoody: or rove
SMoody: the only thing missing from the "testimony" is how great the food and weather is in cuba
KatieKeen: i'm surprised they left that out, what with the mcdonalds and all
SMoody: oh shit. i just saw teh daniel pearl thing.
KatieKeen: that's what i said
SMoody: well he didn't admit to being the mastermind of the aqua teen hunger force incident
KatieKeen: --yet
SMoody: yes. i'm sure that will be the 4 pm breaking news alert
KatieKeen: they wanted to notify the Boston authorities first
SMoody: right. to give them time to overreact
KatieKeen: anthrax,
KatieKeen: and the war on christmas?
SMoody: ha ha.
SMoody: he's so sorry about all the innocent lives lost
KatieKeen: i bet he's sorry gitmo won't release an updated photo, too
SMoody: do you think he's even seen that photo?
SMoody: ugh
SMoody: i also liked that al-libbi was like eff you, i want a lawyer
SMoody: maybe he should have been the mastermind
KatieKeen: perhaps. i'm pretty surprised by this out pouring of juicy info
SMoody: to take attention away from gonzales?
KatieKeen: oh snap
SMoody: or rove
SMoody: the only thing missing from the "testimony" is how great the food and weather is in cuba
KatieKeen: i'm surprised they left that out, what with the mcdonalds and all
SMoody: oh shit. i just saw teh daniel pearl thing.
KatieKeen: that's what i said
SMoody: well he didn't admit to being the mastermind of the aqua teen hunger force incident
KatieKeen: --yet
SMoody: yes. i'm sure that will be the 4 pm breaking news alert
KatieKeen: they wanted to notify the Boston authorities first
SMoody: right. to give them time to overreact
chatlog fun, west coast style
Opened text edit for the first time in a while and stumbled across this saved gem [*name has been removed, but disclaimer: this is the same person who once busted a blood vessel in his eye while puking]:
*: hello friend
Katie C: how's your wknd going?
*: we had the ... company party last night
Katie C: whoo
Katie C: was it fun?
*: yeah it was awesome
*: unfortunately i have no idea how i got home
*: and there's $20 missing from my wallet
Katie C: dang
Katie C: no way. could the $ have payed for cab?
*: possibly
*: but if that's the case, the shitty thing is i am only a $10 cab ride from the club
*: whatever
*: i might have walked home
*: i really dont think that happened though
Katie C: wow, you don't remember anything??
Katie C: i mean, i'm not judging
Katie C: i'm just trying to comprehend that
*: sorry, tommy made me some bacon
*: mmm
Katie C: aw
*: so yeah i cant comprehend it either
*: maybe i got roofied
Katie C: if all you lost was $20 i doubt it
*: i had 2 giant gin martinis
Katie C: that's it?
*: and maybe 4 gin and tonics
Katie C: oh
*: ......and a shot of patron
*: but that was IT!
Katie C: what's the last thing you remember?
*:
taking a picture with the president of my company
Katie C: sweet
*: like... the flash went off, then i woke up in my bed
*: oh i sort of remember vomiting in my bathroom
*: and convulsing in the shower
*: oh well
Katie C: good times
...
*: hello friend
Katie C: how's your wknd going?
*: we had the ... company party last night
Katie C: whoo
Katie C: was it fun?
*: yeah it was awesome
*: unfortunately i have no idea how i got home
*: and there's $20 missing from my wallet
Katie C: dang
Katie C: no way. could the $ have payed for cab?
*: possibly
*: but if that's the case, the shitty thing is i am only a $10 cab ride from the club
*: whatever
*: i might have walked home
*: i really dont think that happened though
Katie C: wow, you don't remember anything??
Katie C: i mean, i'm not judging
Katie C: i'm just trying to comprehend that
*: sorry, tommy made me some bacon
*: mmm
Katie C: aw
*: so yeah i cant comprehend it either
*: maybe i got roofied
Katie C: if all you lost was $20 i doubt it
*: i had 2 giant gin martinis
Katie C: that's it?
*: and maybe 4 gin and tonics
Katie C: oh
*: ......and a shot of patron
*: but that was IT!
Katie C: what's the last thing you remember?
*:
taking a picture with the president of my company
Katie C: sweet
*: like... the flash went off, then i woke up in my bed
*: oh i sort of remember vomiting in my bathroom
*: and convulsing in the shower
*: oh well
Katie C: good times
...
chatlog fun, 21st century edition
chatlog fun
chat log fun
smoody: do you think brangelina named their baby after the neil diamond song?
katiekeen: i wonder
smoody: i like to think of them as being wicked cheesy and listening to neil diamond at home and coming up with the name.
katiekeen: at least it's not Soolaimon
smoody: or cherry cherry
smoody: cherry cherry jolie-pitt
katiekeen: Caroline could have been nice
smoody: cherry pitt!
katiekeen:ahhh! why didn't they?
smoody: tragic mistake
smoody: i should trademark that joke immediately before someone like jay leno steals it
katiekeen: seriously
katiekeen: i wonder
smoody: i like to think of them as being wicked cheesy and listening to neil diamond at home and coming up with the name.
katiekeen: at least it's not Soolaimon
smoody: or cherry cherry
smoody: cherry cherry jolie-pitt
katiekeen: Caroline could have been nice
smoody: cherry pitt!
katiekeen:ahhh! why didn't they?
smoody: tragic mistake
smoody: i should trademark that joke immediately before someone like jay leno steals it
katiekeen: seriously
who needs some cheering up?
Sometimes, it's the little things that make a fine coda to an otherwise dreary day. In this case, it's JDiggity's shopping trip from 3,000 miles away:
chatlog fun: terrorists -- they're just like us
Katiekeen: do you think it's weird that in the courtroom sketch of the moussaoui hearing
katiekeen: he's depicted holding a cup of coffee?
katiekeen: (see cnn.com)
smoody: that was weird... i had just clicked on that story on wp.com. i was like, how did she know?
katiekeen: he's also sporting a kind of "i love starbucks" grin
smoody: yes, the drawing is weird. it's also weird that george washington is the judge.
katiekeen: true
katiekeen: although when you click on the story
katiekeen: the judge looks more like the church lady
smoody: ha ha
katiekeen: they [the courtroom drawings] sure beat that ol' mugshot
katiekeen: of Z-Oui
smoody: exactly
smoody: ha ha. is that his rap name?
katiekeen: it should be
smoody: maybe you could become his prison girlfriend.
smoody: you don't have to tell him you're jewish.
smoody: and then you could write a tell-all memoir.
katiekeen: Z-Oui and Me
